yes this IS my life

First it measured how harsh you were. By harshness I don't mean whether I think you are going to kill somebody, but whether you are a lollipop and happiness person, or a "shit happens" type of person.

Second it measured how much Kavorka you have. Technically Kavorka is the Latvian word for "the lure of the animal." According to Seinfeld at least. In my test it measured your ability to lure men or women and to a lesser degree how social you are.

Third it measured how sarcastic/cynical you are. Some characters like Jerry are very sarcastic while the Soup Nazi is much less so. It can be difficult to accurately measure sarcasm in a written test.

You scored high in harshness, medium in Kavorka, and high in sarcasm. Don't get fooled by your high harshness. In combination with high sarcasm that probably means you have above average intelligence and have a more sophisticated sense of humor.

You may be wondering why you are Elaine. Well like Elaine, you both seem to have a bit of a mean streak in you. You may not be that nasty, but when somebody pisses you off, you'll let them know. While you may be a bit more sarcastic than Elaine, you both have a good sense of humor. You also both have an average amount of Kavorka; Elaine is usually able to get decent guys, but she can't always secure the Kennedy's. That's probably the case for you too.

So there you have it. You may actually have some female friends, and you may be able to keep a normal job, but otherwise...you are Elaine.

You definitely listened to a lot of music during the early '90s, and somehow have managed to retain that lyrical knowledge for the past 15+ years! Based on your high score on this test, it can be determined that the high quality music of the '90s holds a special place in your heart. Congratulations on a job well done!

Take The Early '90s Song Lyrics Test</a> at HelloQuizzy